This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
