What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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