My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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