...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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