we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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