Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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