Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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