don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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