did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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