There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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