He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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