Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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