I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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