If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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