last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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