She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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