so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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