I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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