I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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