So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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