at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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