did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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