Whatcha textin bout Willis?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I am never drinking with the goths again.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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