no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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