I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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