I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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