and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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