I saw his package. It spoke to me.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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