Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
