this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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