The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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