dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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