why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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