test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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