I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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