nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
my sisters under your porch take her home
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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