what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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