i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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