on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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