just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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