I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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