I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
