Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Randomize
