I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My nipple is on Facebook.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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