Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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