Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
