Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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