i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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