i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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