apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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