thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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