JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is