Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.