Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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