just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
