sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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